"Daddy, can I be your princess"?
"Did God write this?"
"My big brother is a great super hero."
"Daddy. You're my favorite Daddy."
"I'm gonna be a "trincess" this year. Not today. Just tomorrow."
"I want some mashed tatatoes, gween beans, and some kao-whats."
"Mommy?.. Let's talk about Jesus."
"I want just ONE.. (wait for it...) more. Please, and, thank you."
"One day I'm gonna be a mommy like Mommy. And I'm gonna have babies. And I will love them."
"You're my best 'triend'."
"I don't kiss seals, Daddy. Just people." (At the zoo)
"I feel joy in my tummy... when I see those puppies"
"You're a good Daddy." (While patting my arm)
"Daddy, I want to hold your ears." (When she wants to hug my neck she grabs my ears and pulls me in close.)
"Daddy. Sometimes I'm good and sometimes I'm bad. that's just the way it is." Age 2
"Wouldn't it be cool if everything in the world cost a penny."
"Mom, you''re the greatest cook in the world!"
"Dad! You nave GOT to come see this!' (He says this ALL the time!)
"Dad. I've been worried about something. I really thought I'd be famous by now. I thought I'd at least have my own reality TV show by now."
"Papaw..?... Tell me a story..?"
"Mom, if all the babies that you have ever carried weren't in Heaven but had lived... this van would be FULL of kids! And I'd be the big brother to all of them!"
"It's pretty sad when a boy can't even watch TV these days, with all of these GIRL commercials on!"
When confronted for disobeying a standing house rule,"Well, I thought about it and then just thought, 'Ah, I'll just make a decision", so I did it.
"My Papaw thinks I'm cool."
"Let's have a Man-to-Man talk, Dad."
"My hand is almost as big as your, isn't it Dad?"
"My stomach hurts, Dad. Would you pray for me?"